Driving Sex (Humor)

A little fun. Here are some driving personalities as I think they relate to sexual performances. They may not relate to everyone, but humor me and get a chuckle. Caution, do not read and drive. May cause uncontrollable laughter. 

Jack Rabbit Starter - Takes off and leaves you in the dust.

Jump Starter - Nice enough to get you started, then you’re on your own.


Slow Poker - Never gets over heated.

Cruise Control Operator - Rides with control with full concentration on the other driver.

Lane Changer - Before anything gets finished He’s already thinking about his next partner
Or
Before she gets into her grove, he changes his stroke leaving you frustrated.

Speed Demon Or Fly & Stop - Premature Ejaculator

Performance Driving Enthusiast - Intense driving pleasure. He knows his instrument, he’s sure and careful, yet powerful and passionate.

Brake Pumper -Taps around at it but never gets up to speed.

Tail Gater - Thinks he can do it better – Control Freak

Road Rage Freak - If he doesn’t get his, it’s your fault.

Low Rider - Likes taking the low Road.